Ali Wong and Bill Hader Break Up After More Than 2 Years of Dating

“I get a phone call from this guy who I met at a dinner party in the past, and he got my number from a mutual friend,” Ali explained during her May 2024 Netflix Is a Joke Fest set, according to Rolling Stone. “He was like, ‘Hey, I just happened to hear the news about your divorce, and I’ve had a crush on you forever. I actually told my best friend years ago that you were my dream girl, and I know it sounds crazy, but I want you to be my girlfriend.'”

But unfortunately, the Always Be My Maybe star had just committed to a paid subscription to a dating app. 

“I was like, ‘I just paid $25,’” Ali recalled saying. “‘You seem really nice, but I gotta get my money’s worth.'”